Quality of Dances (7/20) – These are your run of the mill, mediocre lap dances. The girls don't mind if you touch their legs and most ...

Quality of dances (2/20) – The dances here are a huge disappointment. Almost everything else about the club is average or better, but my ...

Now usually I don't do this (what with my blogging having the regularity of a German Bahnhof), but I can't help but break the rhythm...

Note: The Key Club Cabaret was previously the Crazy Horse, but had to change their name due to a trademark dispute with the Vegas Crazy Hors...

Quality of Dances (5.5/20) – The girls make some contact with customers and a halfhearted grind is pretty standard, but two way contact is...

Note: Despite being an East Coaster, I haven't spent much time in D.C., and during the little time that I have spent there, most of it w...

Quality of Dances (7/20) – There's huge variation from girl to girl, with some girls giving what amounts to little more than an airdance...

Quality of Dances (8/20) – Most of these girls give a fairly solid grind, and even though full two-way contact is not allowed, hands on the ...

Quality of Dances (13/20) – The good news: "don't worry about the signs that say 'no touching.' You can grab my ass." ...

Quality of dances (4/20) – True to the general Massachusetts trend of the-hotter-the-dancers-the-worse-the-dances, Centerfolds dances are ...

Quality of Dances (11.5/20) – Tit grabbing is encouraged, but I was told that there is "no touching with your mouth, no touching betwee...

Quality of Dances (16/20) – Upon sitting down for my first dance here, the girl immediately reached to unzip my pants.  When I told her that...

Note: Sweetheart's was formerly Kahoots Vernon. Quality of Dances (16/20) - There's a lot of variation from girl to girl, but ever...

I'm getting fairly close to launching a proper website, The Stripper Poll.  The first draft is done and I'll be going live once I ge...

Quality of Dances (12/20) – I was told that I could touch "anywhere but the puss," as long as I didn't bite or pinch the nippl...

I recently had the opportunity to spend a few days in Amsterdam, and even though the mixed company prevented me from going completely wild...

Quality of Dances (7/20) – These dances were about as good as I expected them to be, which is to say that they weren't very good at al...

Quality of Dances (8/20) –  Despite their best efforts to give a good dance, I had to physically push two of the girls away because they wer...

Quality of dances (8/20) – I was happy with the one-way contact, complete with some skillful knee grinding, but disappointed that I got the ...