Quality of Dances (0/20) – If you're going to risk your life to visit a dangerous club in the middle of the ghetto on Iranistan Avenue, ...

Quality of Dances (12/20) – I’ve found a ton of variation from one girl to the next,  but for the most part, these are very solid dances....

Quality of Dances ( 5.5/20 ) – The girls mostly give some moderate friction, but having my hands moved immediately from the outsides of a gi...

Quality of Dances (9/20) – Not much you can describe here that you don’t already know if you are in Portland.  “Full contact” means don’t to...

Quality of Dances (3/20) – You can't touch the dancers at all unless you pay for one of the massages upstairs. They provide some fairly...

Quality of Dances (4/20) – I can deal with a "no touching" policy that really means that you have to limit your touching to the da...

Quality of Dances (7.5/20) – Even though the dances are probably the best thing about this place, they're still average at best.  The gi...

Quality of Dances (9/20) – You can watch your erection rise and fall as you are told that lap dances are full contact (up), and “full contac...

Quality of dances (17/20) –  You should be pleased by the dances at Bishop's Corner as long as you're more brave than you are c...

Quality of Dances (7/20) – These are your run of the mill, mediocre lap dances. The girls don't mind if you touch their legs and most ...

Quality of dances (2/20) – The dances here are a huge disappointment. Almost everything else about the club is average or better, but my ...

Now usually I don't do this (what with my blogging having the regularity of a German Bahnhof), but I can't help but break the rhythm...

Note: The Key Club Cabaret was previously the Crazy Horse, but had to change their name due to a trademark dispute with the Vegas Crazy Hors...

Quality of Dances (5.5/20) – The girls make some contact with customers and a halfhearted grind is pretty standard, but two way contact is...

Note: Despite being an East Coaster, I haven't spent much time in D.C., and during the little time that I have spent there, most of it w...

Quality of Dances (7/20) – There's huge variation from girl to girl, with some girls giving what amounts to little more than an airdance...

Quality of Dances (8/20) – Most of these girls give a fairly solid grind, and even though full two-way contact is not allowed, hands on the ...

Quality of Dances (13/20) – The good news: "don't worry about the signs that say 'no touching.' You can grab my ass." ...

Quality of dances (4/20) – True to the general Massachusetts trend of the-hotter-the-dancers-the-worse-the-dances, Centerfolds dances are ...