Quality of Dances (10.5/20) –  Two-way contact is allowed so long as you tip appropriately and the bed-style setup should be amazing, but th...

Quality of Dances (11/20) – If you assumed that these dances would be super aggressive so that La Vie en Proost could try to compete wit...

UPDATE: Pleasant Moments was closed for much of 2011, but it's now open again and is the same as ever. Quality of Dances (17/20) – ...

First of all, I hate feature dancers.  More often than not, they're over-the-hill pornstars with terrible fake tits, they're magnets...

When the strip clubs and bars shut down at 3am in Montreal, you'll be looking for something else to do before calling it a night, and y...

Quality of Dances (0/20) – If you're going to risk your life to visit a dangerous club in the middle of the ghetto on Iranistan Avenue, ...

Quality of Dances (12/20) – I’ve found a ton of variation from one girl to the next,  but for the most part, these are very solid dances....

Quality of Dances ( 5.5/20 ) – The girls mostly give some moderate friction, but having my hands moved immediately from the outsides of a gi...

Quality of Dances (9/20) – Not much you can describe here that you don’t already know if you are in Portland.  “Full contact” means don’t to...

Quality of Dances (3/20) – You can't touch the dancers at all unless you pay for one of the massages upstairs. They provide some fairly...

Quality of Dances (4/20) – I can deal with a "no touching" policy that really means that you have to limit your touching to the da...

Quality of Dances (7.5/20) – Even though the dances are probably the best thing about this place, they're still average at best.  The gi...

Quality of Dances (9/20) – You can watch your erection rise and fall as you are told that lap dances are full contact (up), and “full contac...

Quality of dances (17/20) –  You should be pleased by the dances at Bishop's Corner as long as you're more brave than you are c...

Quality of Dances (7/20) – These are your run of the mill, mediocre lap dances. The girls don't mind if you touch their legs and most ...

Quality of dances (2/20) – The dances here are a huge disappointment. Almost everything else about the club is average or better, but my ...

Now usually I don't do this (what with my blogging having the regularity of a German Bahnhof), but I can't help but break the rhythm...

Note: The Key Club Cabaret was previously the Crazy Horse, but had to change their name due to a trademark dispute with the Vegas Crazy Hors...