Quality
of Dances (9/20) – You’ll rarely find more variation from one girl to the next
than at Baby Dolls. A good dance here is
very good, with most girls being fine with hands on the tits, but a bad dance
here is pretty poor and I did witness several girls moving customers’ hands
away if they roamed anywhere beyond the hips.
In general, you’ll get at least a weak grind, but I was a little
disappointed in the dances overall.
Quality
of Dancers (8/10) – The dancers here were a step down from the quality at the
Men’s Club down the street, but I thought they were a little bit better than
the girls at The Lodge. If you like
overdone implants, you’d probably prefer The Lodge, but either way, the ladies
at Baby Dolls are generally very attractive and you shouldn’t have any problem
finding a girl that you like.
Number
of Dancers (10/10) – I don’t know that I’ve ever seen more girls in a club than
at this place. There were about 5
dancers on the one stage, two on the other, and a ton of girls working the
crowd. I actually may have preferred
that they cut down on the number a little bit so that they could have some
quality control, but I’ll never complain too much about a club having too many
girls, and it’s easy enough to avoid the ones who aren’t your type.
Variety
of Dancers (2.5/5) – Most of the dancers are white, but I did see some Latinas
and a few Asians, and there were some ladies with very nice curves.
Attitudes
(2/10) – Most of the girls won’t speak to unfamiliar faces other than to ask if
you want a dance. A few will sit and
chat, but this definitely isn’t a place to come for conversation unless you’re
a regular. Since they have so many
ladies, though, it’s actually a good thing that they don’t waste too much time
chatting so that the next one will have a chance to see if you want a
dance.
Value
(7/10) – The $3 cover is a bargain, $5.50 beers aren’t bad, and the $20 dances
are reasonable, but the real value comes from just sitting back and watching
the stage. The floor work is decent, you
can get reasonably good action at the rail for a few bucks, and there are so
many women to look at that you’ll never get bored.
Club
Setup (8/10) – This place is huge.
There’s a very large main stage, 4 satellite sages on the one side and two
more stages near the stairs, plus there’s an enormous bar in the center of the
club and another on the second floor, and there’s plenty of seating with a mix
of small tables, bar seating, and some high top tables. It’s a little rundown,
the bar is way too bright and there are no poles on the stages, but the fact
that you have a view of so many in-use stages more than makes up for the club’s
other shortcomings.
Dance
Setup (2/10) – You can get your dances on the second floor in chairs along the
wall or you can sit in an area behind the stage where there a bunch of chairs
and tables. Either way, you won’t be
obscured from the view of anyone near you except by the back of your chair, but
people on the main floor at least won’t be able to see you, though one way
glass does allow you to have a view of the main stage if you’re on the first
floor. Unfortunately, dances at Baby Dolls are popular, so you’ll always have a
lot of people near you while you’re getting yours.
Atmosphere
(8/10) – The DJ is obnoxious and there’s lots of country music, but overall I
really liked the atmosphere here. It’s
definitely more of a party than the Men’s Club.
That’s where you go with business partners; this is where you go with
your buddies when you’re planning to get rocked.
Location
(4/5) – The best strip clubs in Dallas are all in this area to the northwest of
the city, so you’ll be near some other options if you stop by and don’t see any
girls who interest you. More
importantly, Baby Dolls is within walking distance of several hotels and a
Waffle House, both of which are necessities if you’re planning to drink
anywhere near as much as I did.
Overall - This is an excellent club overall, though
the mediocre lap dances mean that I’m not going to be in a huge hurry to
return. Still, given the huge number of
attractive girls and the party vibe, I don’t think anyone could have a bad time
at Baby Dolls.
RAW
SCORE = 60.5
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