Hill Top (Vaudreuil-Dorion, QC)

Quality of dances (15/20) - If you want more than a dance, this is the place for it. As soon as I walked in, a girl walked over to my table and said "$80 for a blow job, $180 for sex, more for more." I talked her into just giving me a dance and it was very high contact, but she was only willing to do it as a 1-song commercial for her other services. Once she realized that I wouldn't be paying for anything more than dances, she was done. If you go here for dances, at least pretend like there's a chance that you'll be wanting more.

Quality of dancers (6/10) - On previous visits, the women here had been at least as attractive as those in downtown Montreal. On my most recent visit, that definitely was not the case

Number of dancers (4.5/10) - There were only 5 girls here in the mid-afternoon, but my friend and I were the only guys in the place, so the ratio was great.

Variety/Diversity of dancers (2/5) - I've seen a mix of black and white dancers at Hill Top, though none of them were attractive during my most recent visit.  Previously, I'd seen some hotter women, but all of them were white.

Attitude of Dancers (1/10) - A girl came right over and was happy to explain how things work to us first-timers, so I thought the attitudes were going to be great, but things changed quickly once the girl realized that I had no intention of getting BJs. She warned all the other dancers about us, and then we couldn't even get anyone to look in our direction, even though we were the only guys in the place.

Value (4/10) - Twenty dollar dances are on the high side for the Montreal area, but there's more contact than you'll get downtown, so it's hard to complain too much.  The $5 cover and $7 beers are both reasonable for this type of place.

Dance Setup (10/10) - They expect that you'll be fucking, so the dance rooms are huge and private, and the chairs are comfy. They don't have any other types of booths, so you'll get the big rooms even if you're just getting a dance.

Club Setup (1/10) - I don't remember seeing a stage, but even if there was one, I'm sure that no one was dancing. They did have some Erotic Photo Hunt machines, but those just stole my loonies.

Club Atmosphere (0/10) - No one comes here to hang out. As the girl told us: "Guys come in, they go to the back, they cum, then they leave."

Club Accessibility (0.5/5) - Hilltop is about a half-hour outside of downtown Montreal, and even once you're nearby, it's still hard to find. The address is 1150 Route Harwood, but the entrance is actually on the hill from Rue Henry-Ford.

Overall - This is probably great for a whorehouse, but it's average at best as a strip club.

TOTAL SCORE = 44

Last Update: May 2012