ShowPark (Prague, Czech Republic)

ShowPark is an adult entertainment complex in the Holesovice section of Prague.  Downstairs is a small strip club, and upstairs is a maze of hallways that's basically a miniature red light district.  You can read my review of the strip club here, but this review is focused on the upstairs.

To get to ShowPark, one option is to walk across the bridge by the Hilton and then head east for about a half mile along the river.  You can't see it from the road, but you just go in the entrance after the one by the McDonalds and head to the right.  It's a fairly long walk from anywhere other than the Hilton, though, so you might want to consider taking a cab for around 200 crowns (roughly $10 US).  The first ShowPark entrance is for the strip club, but just a few feet beyond that you'll find the entrance that leads to the upstairs.  The 190 crown cover charge that you'll pay upon arrival is good for unlimited sessions and unlimited entries for 24 hours, so plan accordingly if you want to visit two days in a row.  

To the right of the front desk is a small bar/cafe area where you can have some soda or beer.  The 100 crown price for beer isn't terrible, but their selection is.  In one of the world's great beer producing countries, you're going to offer me Heineken or Corona?  I don't need any obscure Bohemian microbrews, but if the sausage vendors on the street can sell Pilsner Urquell, there's no excuse for this place not to.  Unless they're trying to prevent whiskey dick by offering mediocre beer, in which case maybe it's for the best.  Either way, the real draw of the cafe is that they have free wifi so you can play on the internet while you recharge between sessions.  Alternately, if it's open, you can go downstairs to the strip club and take in the sights until you're ready to go again, but the club is only open at night a few days per week, so I wouldn't count on having that option.

Once you walk through the bar area, you'll come to a figure-8 shaped area of hallways lined with booths, and there's another set of hallways back through the bar area on the opposite side of the front desk.  If the door is closed and the little light above the door is off, the room is empty.  In the afternoon, many of the 58 rooms will be, but at night most of the closed doors will have right lights above them to indicate that a girl is inside entertaining a customer.  Of course, if the door is open, there will be a girl inside, usually in lingerie, waiting to show you a good time.  They usually have around 50 girls working, but for a real-time count, you can check their website.

Among the dozens of girls, you should be able to find at least a few who turn you on, even though most of the real stunners prefer to work in the New Town clubs, where they can get paid significantly more per session while dealing with slightly less sketchy guys.  The only real advantage to ShowPark from their perspective are that the guys are less likely to be hammered and they don't have to waste time or energy giving a sales pitch.  That's enough to usually get one or two 9's working, but the majority of the workforce is made up of girls in the 5-8 range.  As you'd expect, they're mostly 20-something Eastern European white girls, but the mix of body types and nationalities is enough to keep things interesting, and I've always found a few black girls working, which is fairly rare in Prague.  You might not find your dream girl, but, overall, there's enough variety and quality that I wouldn't think twice about paying the relatively cheap cover to take a look.  

Assuming that you do find a girl you like, you should negotiate the price and services so that you don't get upsold, but it should be 1000 crowns (about $50 US) for 20 minutes of a blowjob and sex (both with a condom).  Some girls will offer extra services and you can always negotiate a price for more time, but the 1000 crown option seems to be the de facto choice.  Some of the girls are a little rough around the edges and, of course, some are friendlier than others, but you shouldn't have any terrible sessions as long as you act like you know what you're doing.  

As for the rooms, they're similar to what you'd find in Amsterdams red light district, but slightly nicer.  They all have multiple mirrors on the walls and the beds are fairly large, so you can really get comfortable while viewing your girl from a variety of angles.  There's also a shower inside each room.  Many girls will expect you to wash up before your session, but the real benefit is that you can wash up afterwards so that you're more comfortable when you've had enough of ShowPark and want to hit the town.  

Overall, I wouldn't come to ShowPark expecting to find stunners like you'd see at the German FKKs or even ladies as hot as those at K5 Relax, Atlas or Darling in New Town Prague, but, if you're looking for sex from fairly attractive ladies at bargain basement prices, you'll probably be glad you stopped by.