The Glass Slipper (Boston, MA)

Quality of dances (6/20) - They'll grind on you, but you can't touch them. This is strictly enforced by a bouncer who stands about 5 feet away from you during the dances.

Quality of dancers (3/10) - Other than one girl who was about an 8, there wasn't anyone worth getting a dance from.

Number of dancers (4/10) - There were probably 8-10 dancers, but the douchebag-to-dancer ratio was very high.

Variety/Diversity of dancers (3.5/5) - Several races were represented, but few of them were represented well.

Attitude of Dancers (0/10) - "Don't look at me if you aren't going to tip." Luckily, she was unattractive enough that no one wanted to look at her anyway.

Value (2/10) - A non-negotiable $10 cover, weak $20 dances, $10 beers, and they make you buy a drink for a girl if you want to sit at a table. A 2 is a gift for this dump.

Dance Setup (1/10) - Dances are performed in a tiny room with bench-style seating along the walls. If it's crowded, you'll be bumping knees with another guy while you get the dance.

Club Setup (1/10) - There's about 3 feet of space between the stage and the bar. There aren't many tables and the whole place is cramped.

Club Atmosphere (2/10) - This is not a place to go to relax. Or to have fun. Or to do much of anything other than ask yourself, "Why didn't I just drive to Providence?" The clientele is terrible, but at least it doesn't seem at all dangerous.

Club Accessibility (5/5) - The club is accessible by the "T" or by taxi from Boston, but this isn't even a good thing. It just means that you'll eventually be tempted to go here. When you do, you'll probably try to convince yourself that it isn't as bad as this review would lead you to believe, but trust me, it is.

Overall - This is a terrible club. Please don't ever go here. And don't go to Centerfolds either. There is a $20 cover there and a 2-foot no-contact rule for dances. I refuse to waste my money there, and you should as well.

TOTAL SCORE = 27.5