Quality
of Dances (20/20) – The dances at Bogart’s are amazing, and if you want more
than a dance, it’s very much available. That’s about all that I can say without
giving too much away, but you’ll be able to find whatever you’re looking for at
Bogart’s.
Quality
of Dancers (4.5/10) – There’s a huge variation in girls at Bogart’s, but most
of them are varying degrees of mediocre, though I find the top end girls here
to be slightly better than at the nearby Henry the VIII. Just don’t come here
expecting to find Flight Club quality girls, because most if not all of them
are several steps below that.
Number
of Dancers (4.5/10) – You can expect to find somewhere around a dozen women
working on weekend evenings, which is sufficient since it’s a fairly small club,
but you may have to wait for a while if you’ve got your eye on one of the more
attractive ladies.
Variety
of Dancers (2/5) – There’s plenty of size variety at Bogart’s, and, even though
you probably won’t find many Asian or Latina dancers, the mix of white and
black dancers is enough to keep things interesting.
Attitudes
(6/10) – Some ladies might try to upsell, but they’re mostly very friendly and
happy to invest a few minutes sitting and chatting before seeing if you’re
interested in buying some dances. It’s a neighborhood type of place, but they
made me feel welcome from the time I walked in even as an outsider.
Value
(7.5/10) – The cover is only $5, beers are $6.75, and you need to buy a $10
wristband if you want dances, but the value really turns on whether you want
regular dances or something extra. At $20 each, these dances are a good value,
but the prices for extras are the real bargain if you’re interested in that.
Club
Setup (3/10) – This is a fairly small, shitty club. There’s a stage in the
center of the room and a few tables around it, but most people seem to hang out
at the decent sized bar in the back of the room. If I’m in Bogart’s, though,
I’ll most likely be spending the majority of my time in the dance booths.
Dance
Setup (6/10) – Dances are given in booths up a few steps off to the side of the
club and there are curtains on the booths, so you have enough privacy to do
whatever you want to do. Despite the uncomfortable chairs, I’d normally have
rated this a 7, but I had to dock them a point because the booths are a little
less than sanitary, as evidenced by the fact that a dancer had to warn me not
to slip in a pool of semen on the floor.
Atmosphere
(4/10) – Though it’s fairly close to the airport, Bogart’s really feels like a
neighborhood type of place. It’s a little more upbeat than you’d expect and has
a fairly decent vibe if you want to spend a little time there, but it’s
definitely a place that guys come to come more than to hangout.
Location
(2.5/5) – It’s not too far from the airport, is right across the street from
the Flight Club and not too far from a few other worthwhile clubs, and it seems
to be in a safe enough area, but you’re going to have to drive there since
there are no hotel options in the immediate vicinity.
Overall
– I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I love Bogart’s, but if you’re looking
for amazing dances and cheap extras, you should be pleased with it. It’s not
one of the classier clubs I’ve been to, but if you do go there and find that
it’s a little too shady for you, it’s easy enough to change venues to the
Flight Club, which is just a minute down the road.
RAW
SCORE = 60
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