Quality
of Dances (10.5/20) – The Dallas clubs all seem to have a huge variation from
one girl to the next, and the Men’s Club is no exception. I’d rate a good dance here at around a 13 and
a bad dance at around an 8, but you’ll mostly get some decent contact and are
usually allowed to touch anywhere except the area that’s covered by their
bikini bottoms. I was told that the no-fabric
rule is relaxed if you go to the VIP area, but the grinding is usually good
enough during the regular dances that I wasn’t too tempted to upgrade.
Quality
of Dancers (9/10) – Pretty much every woman I saw in here was either very hot
or absolutely stunning. Other than a
higher than average percentage of girls with implants, I had no
complaints.
Number
of Dancers (8.5/10) – I haven’t been here during the day, so I can’t speak to
that, but they had a few dozen women working at night and everyone who wanted
attention got it.
Variety
of Dancers (2/5) – Most of the workforce is white, but I did see a few black
girls and a few Asians, and there were some slightly curvier girls who were
very attractive as well. They weren’t
quite big enough to be described as thick, but they were definitely soft enough
to feel great during the dances.
Attitudes
(5.5/10) – You can expect some hustle and some well-practiced lines to try to
push you towards the VIP area, but most of the ladies do sit and chat and are
generally pretty friendly.
Value
(3/10) – The $20 cover is pretty rough and you’ll have to budget a few bucks to
the valet guy, but things aren’t too bad on the inside unless you want to drop $150
to go to the VIP area. Beers are $6.50
and dances are very reasonable at $20 each since they play fairly long songs.
Club
Setup (9/10) – This is a very large, classy club with a lot of tables and the
most comfortable strip club chairs ever. The two stages in the main area and
the one in the back aren’t overly large and don’t have poles, but they are nice
and have some impressive smoke effects.
Between the smoke and the high-backed chairs, there’s almost an illusion
that the girls on stage are floating up there.
If you’re willing to spend $150 to go to the VIP area, it’s ridiculously
nice, with a swimming pool and a hot tub for you to enjoy with the dancers.
Dance
Setup (1/10) – Dances are given in a raised area in the back of the club on a
very long bench along the wall. There
are some pillows thrown around on the bench and it’s long enough that you
shouldn’t be directly next to anyone, but there are no dividers and there are a
bunch of tables and chairs in that area where guys who aren’t getting dances
can sit, so there’s no real privacy.
Atmosphere
(8/10) – I usually don’t love places that are this classy, but the Men’s Club
manages to pull of the upscale vibe while still being somewhat relaxed and a
lot of fun. For a night out with business associates or your more mature
friends, you really couldn’t do much better.
Location
(4/5) – The Men’s club is right beside a hotel and is within walking distance
of Baby Dolls and a Waffle House, so it’s a pretty good location even though
it’s fairly far to the northwest of downtown Dallas.
Overall
– The Men’s Club isn’t worth going too far out of your way for, but it is a
very solid club that you should be able to have a good time at. Whether you prefer it over the nearby Baby
Dolls will come down to what kind of club you’re looking for, but they’re about
equally good overall. Baby Dolls has
more dancers, lower prices and a more of a party atmosphere, but The Men’s Club
has better dances, slightly hotter women and is classier. If you don’t have a big preference either way,
I recommend starting your night at The Men’s Club while you’re still sober,
then heading over to Baby Dolls once you’ve had a few.
RAW
SCORE = 60.5
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