Sunday, May 9, 2010

Keepers (Milford, CT)

Quality of dances (11/20) – The dances here are aggressive and moderate 2-way contact is encouraged, but the lack of privacy prevents anyone from doing too much. Still, you'll get a decent grind and don't have to keep your hands at your sides. Just how much your hands can move from your sides tends to vary a lot from one girl to the next, though I've yet to come across any complete prudes.

Quality of dancers (8/10) – This place has some of the finest girls that New England has to offer. I haven't been here all that often, but when I have been, I've see girls ranging from 5s to 9s, with a lot more towards the top of that range than the bottom of it.

Number of Dancers (4.5/10) – There aren't enough girls on the day shift, but at night, I've always found a solid number of dancers and a very favorable dancer-to-customer ratio.

Variety/Diversity of dancers (4/5) - It's rare for any club to get a perfect score in any of these categories, but Keepers almost earned one during my first visit with black, white, Latina, Asian, and Indian dancers. Unfortunately, the racial variety hasn't been quite as good during subsequent visits, but it's still fairly solid. And if the rainbow of dancers isn't enough variety for you, the bodies range from extremely fit to pleasantly plump, so you should be set.

Attitude of dancers (2/10) – This score might be a little unfair because the majority of girls have been fairly friendly, but there's been some hustling and miscounting of dances, so the whole club has to suffer for that. Until management deals with the miscounting, customers need to demand that the girls wait for a new song to start a dance (which is always a good idea unless the girl specifically says in advance that she isn't charging for the first one), and count to the dancer after each song.

Value (5/10) – I paid a $5 cover on a Friday night, the dances are $20, and beers are $4 each. That's just about as average as you can get.

Dance Setup (2/10) – The dance room is separate from the main area of the club, but there is no privacy within the dance area. Everyone has their own reasonably comfortable chair, but there are no barriers between them, and I even heard one dancer yelling at another girl for doing things that they weren't allowed to do in there. Sadly, my dancer wasn't the one getting yelled at so I'm not sure what exactly that dancer was up to, but it sounded like someone was having some fun.

Club Setup (6/10) – There's a large stage inside the bar with channels for the bar tenders to walk around and serve drinks (it's very similar to the stage at Mardi Gras in Springfield). It seems like a deathtrap for the girls, but it's nice for customers who enjoy watching the stage action but who get self-conscious at a normal stage. There's a second huge bar, though it may be reserved for special events because it wasn't open when I was there. There are also a few tables and pool tables away from the bar, but almost everyone stays at the bar/stage.

Club Atmosphere (6/10) – There was a relaxed vibe in here and it seems like a place that would be a lot of fun whether you're flying solo or with a group of guys.

Club Accessibility (2.5/5) – The location in a strip mall is very unusual, but it's close to 95 and does have plenty of parking. If you're worried about being spotted walking into a titty bar by your neighbors who are getting their nails done or are shopping at the hose supply store, you may want to avoid this place during the day. Luckily for the less shameless of us, the club seems to be the only business in the strip mall that's open at night.

Overall – I loves variety, and this place has it. Everything else is solid, and solid is enough to keep me coming back to see some of the only Asian and Indian dancers in the state.


LAST UPDATED: July, 2010


  1. Went last night. Dancers were diverse, all better than average, and 2 that were absolute model-hot 10's.

    Dances varied-just find the right girl.

  2. Heading there tonight...any recommendations on who to get a dance with?

  3. do the bartenders have to be topless as well? and do you have to have prior experience? i was thinking about applying. 5 9 122lbs long brown hair green eyes white. let me knoww thanks..

  4. The bartenders generally wear clothing that its somewhat revealing, but they are always fully clothed. Low-cut tops and short skirts seem to be fairly standard. You'll have to contact the club to find out if experience is required, but this isn't the type of place that specializes in fancy drinks, so I doubt that your experience is as important as your attitude and looks. Good luck and let us know if you get the job.

  5. Peter Tips, you did it again! This review convinced me to skip put of work for an hour and receive one of the best lap dances ever, all the bargain price for $40. Here's to you, Peter, the official voice of the CT strip club scene.

  6. Just got an incredible dance from gorgeous Eva.. If you're lucky enough to be there when she's on duty be sure not to miss out. Friendly, confident and totally beautiful

  7. Oh! Gorgeous gorgeous Eva. totally worth it

  8. Does the club have any dancers of Indian origin? names and hours would be highly appreciated

  9. I'll throw my two cents in figuratively speakin. If ur the kind that watches his dollars wit a concious. Would advise to not attend any gentlemens establishment, you'll embarrass ur self. Its all bout the $$$. I enjoyed the ora from clubs atmosphere to the silkiness ways of the ladies. U have the gift of properly talking the talk, walking the catwalk. You'll get sum action!!

  10. Fuck that place

  11. I went here last saturay and i reccomend it. i spent time with Cody whos newrocker girl hair pinup looks and old school tats. PERFECT perky tits. don't be cheap tho these girls deal w enough customers who go in broke treating them like dirt,dont be that guy!