Quality
of Dances (12.5/20) – Two way contact is generally encouraged, but some of the
girls keep the tits off limits if you’re just buying a single dance. Even then, though, you still get a decent
grind, and many of the girls are active over the pants with their hands. Based on the fact that there have been
prostitution busts here in the past, I assume that extras are at least
occasionally available, but I haven’t personally received any of those offers.
Quality
of Dancers (9/10) – These are, without question, the hottest girls in
Pennsylvania. There are fewer implants
than I expected, all of the girls are at least decent, and there were several
girls in the 9-10 range. The bottom line
is that these girls are hot enough that you no longer should have any need to
ever to go Delilah’s, and that’s a good thing.
Number
of Dancers (8/10) – During prime time hours, they usually have two girls on the
main stage, one girl dancing on top of the bar, and another one or two girls
dancing on a narrow ledge off to the side. Plus they have a ton of girls
working the crowd, so you should always be able to get some attention if you
want it.
Variety
of Dancers (3/5) – Most of the girls are fairly thin, but there’s a nice mix of
black and white dancers who are all attractive.
Attitudes
(3.5/10) – They aren’t overly pushy and some of the girls are friendly, but prepare
for the hustle, because most of these ladies are all business. It can be a bit of a buzzkill, but it’s
probably no worse than you’d expect for this type of club.
Value
(1/10) – Don’t come here looking for a bargain, because this place is about as expensive
as anywhere in town. Beers are $6.75
each, there’s a bathroom attendant looking for a tip, dances are $20 (in the
communal area that no one goes to) or $30 (in the private booths), and the VIP
areas (they call them “sky boxes”) are $250 for 30 minutes, plus the cover is
$20 and they have mandatory valet parking for $6. It’s all so overpriced that I was actually
glad that the Chink’s cheesesteak that I’d eaten before my first visit resulted
in some potent gas that I dropped right before pulling up to the parking lot,
not realizing that I couldn’t park my car myself. Stew in it, you greedy pricks.
Club
Setup (7.5/10) – This is a very classy club, with multiple staircases down to a
long, fancy stage with smoke effects extending the length of the club. Small tables line the stage and more couches
are nearby, and there are nice couches in raised areas around the exterior of
the club, though most of them will be reserved on weekend evenings. There’s also a nice, medium sized bar on the
main level of the club, and that has a wide bar top where a girl will be
dancing most of the time, and there’s another nice bar upstairs if you want to
be away from the action. I wish they had more seats, but this is still a very
nice club.
Dance
Setup (8/10) – They have $20 dances in a communal dance area, but I didn’t
bother with that since the dance booths are only $10 more. In the booths, there’s a comfortable couch
and curtains close the opening, so it’s very private.
Atmosphere
(7.5/10) – This is a classy club, but it’s still fun enough that it would be a
good choice for a night out with friends or a bachelor or bachelorette party. The music is a little too loud, but there’s
good variety and the bikini-clad bartendresses and waitresses help add to the
solid vibe.
Location
(3/5) – If you’re just visiting Philadelphia, the Penthouse club will probably
be fairly far north of where you’ll be staying, and driving there is a pain
since they have mandatory valet parking.
Still, it’s only about 10 minutes from Center City and shouldn’t be too
expensive to cab to.
Overall
– The Penthouse Club is my favorite strip joint in Philadelphia because it has
the best combination of worthwhile dances and attractive dancers, but you need
to be prepared to spend some cash, because it’s one of the most expensive clubs
around. If you’ve got it, though, it’s
worth spending it here.
RAW
SCORE = 63
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