Sunday, November 28, 2010

Wild J's (Port Trevorton, PA)

Quality of Dances (12/20) – I was told that I could touch "anywhere but the puss," as long as I didn't bite or pinch the nipples, and most of the girls actively encourage tit grabbing.  They don't really try to make anything happen during the dances, but they do slide back and forth enough to make it enjoyable.  Even though it seems like the type of place where extras could be available for regulars, I haven't seen any signs that they are, and the cameras in the booths may make it hopeless.

Quality of Dancers (2/10) – These ladies certainly aren't central PA's finest.  There are usually a few decent girls, but the majority are a little sloppy, a little fat, or both.

Number of Dancers (6/10) – I've only been there on weekend evenings, so I can't speak to the number of dancers on the day shift, but I've always found many dancers in this place.  There are usually lots of customers too, but not so many that you should have any problem getting a girl's attention.

Variety/Diversity of Dancers (1/5) – I've seen a few black girls and one or two older Asians, but the vast majority of girls at Wild J's are white.  If you're expecting anything more than that though, you clearly aren't familiar with central PA.  I love this area, but James Carville's comment that Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with Alabama in between isn't too far off.  On the bright side, you shouldn't have any problem finding a girl that's the size you like, because these ladies vary from skinny to obese.  



Attitude of Dancers (6/10) – There's some great interaction between customers and dancers who are on stage, and all of the ladies are generally friendly.  This score would be higher if it weren't for the fact that most of the dancers discuss expected tips before the dances.  As I've mentioned in other reviews, it's hard to blame the dancers for that in clubs that don't give them a cut of the dance fee, but it's still a downer of a way to start a dance.


Value (6/10) – They've got some strange pricing going on in this place.  It's $21 for 1 dance, $37 for 2 (though sometimes it's buy 2 get 1 free) and $53 for 3 dances, plus you're expected to tip at least $5-10 per song.  I'm not good enough at math to figure out whether or not that's a good deal, but the stage value is solid.  There's a $20 cover on the weekend, but that actually isn't bad considering that you get free beer (and shots the one night I was there) since they can't sell alcohol.


Dance Setup (6.5/10) – Dances are given in small booths that have curtains and decent chairs that encourage partial reclining.  If it weren't for the cameras, this score would be even higher.


Club Setup (1/10) – This place is a bit of a dump.  There's one bright room with a pool table and not much else, and there's one dark room with a shitty stage and several uncomfortable chairs.


Club Atmosphere (4.5/10) – Wild J's is a little dingy and it can be full of younger guys, but it's usually a fun loving crowd and a good place to hang out for a while.


Club Accessibility (0/5) – It's hard to imagine a less accessible club than this.  It's almost an hour from Harrisburg, and is at least that far from anywhere else that you'd ever need to be.


Overall – This is by far the best club in the area, though that's kind of like winning the Special Olympics - let's just say the competition isn't exactly top notch.  Because of the location, you'll probably either pass right by Wild J's or won't come within a half an hour of it.  If it's the former, it's worth stopping by; if not, it's not.    


TOTAL SCORE = 45

10 comments:

  1. Listen it is what it is, they need to keep the club going somehow maybe there prices are alittle wacky but thats bc everythings going up. Nothings free and us girls work our butts off to make a living and alot of us don't want to do this we just do bc we have no other choice or we have kids' to tend for or we just have to. Yes Wild J's has some good some bad girls but thats at all clubs you all should come and check it out and then find out for yourselves.

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  2. Yes I liked this club, there were some lovely girls dancing and some really big tits to grab. Not a rip off either. Good club

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  3. You need to be carfull with these girls when buying dances. you say the cost of one dance is $21.00 paid out front then when the girl comes in she tells you you should tip the price of the dance. so that is $42.00 for one dance $74.00 for 2 and $106 for 3 1/2 hour is $100 paid out front and then they want $100 more in the booth 1 hour is $200 total $400.00 Also i am not sure the girls dont get a cut from out front when you pay they give the girls a diffrent color ticket depending on how many dances you payed for.i was at this place once and maybe the girls new i was not a regular and stuck it to me i dont think i will ever go back sounds liked i was ripped off for a couple of dances Girls not that nice looking to start with. WAS THERE 7/22/2011 JUST MY 2 CENTS WORTH

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  4. ANYONE HAVE ANY INFO ON THE HOT TUB IN THIS PLACE? JUST FOR LOOKS OR CAN YOU GET A GIRL WITH YOU IN IT? CANT THINK OF WHAT THE PRICE WOULD BE.WAS THERE 8/5/2011 IN THE AFTERNOON NOT MUCH GOING ON ME AND ONE OTHER GUY IN THE PLACE.GIRLS WERE SO SO HAD ONE FLAT FREE BEER ONE DANCE AND LEFT

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  5. most of the girls are okay. Naomi is so sweet. She made my wife and I feel very comfortable. Most of the girls are hardcore. She reminds you of the girl next door. They should kiss her butt to keep her there. She is the reason we are going back.

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  6. Another Friday Night with my wife and Naomi. What a great time the 3 of us had. The private time was a great experience. Thank You for making us feel so comfortable.

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  7. Above comment is right the girls are hardcore. Sure not pa.finest. Stoped 10-8-11 evening to maney girls working the place was dead girls just sitting around in groups waiting for someone to come in. I dont know how any of them made any money.I THINK THE CLUB LOOKS LIKE A DUMP INSIDE AND OUT.

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  8. The crazy pricing for dances is due to the fact for some strange ass reason the club insists on making the dancers pay to use the juke boxes in the lap dance section. I realize thats probably due to some stupid licensing agreement that they have to put up with, but to be honest that fee should just be factored into the cover charge.

    As other posters have said the building itself is a bit of a dive, but its really no worse than any of the other clubs in the area. To be honest though I actually liked the original location a bit better, sure the building was ancient and it was right next to a church of all places, but I liked the layout a bit more.

    The one thing I will always give wild J's credit for is the attitude of the dancers. Every time I've been in there I've had a girl sit next to me and chat while I was watching other girls on stage. The last time I was at fantasy Island the dancers barely made eye contact with any of the customers, let alone sat next to them and talked.

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  9. I was there on 12/17/11 and there were 5-6 girls on the afternoon shift. Had a great time with Veronika. She was welcoming, adorable & I'll definitely be back to see her...

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  10. Stopped at wild js on 4/26/12 they uped the prices on the dances one lap dance will now cost you $62.00 1/2 hour is now $200.00 and 1 hour is $400.00 bucks. What are they trying to put there self out of business. If they are they have my last dance. Girls are only going to make 1 dollar bills at the stage at those prices.

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