Sunday, January 15, 2012

ShowPark (Prague, Czech Republic)


ShowPark is an adult entertainment complex in the Holesovice section of Prague.  Downstairs is a small strip club, and upstairs is a maze of hallways that's basically a miniature red light district.  You can read my review of the strip club here, but this review is focused on the upstairs.

To get to ShowPark, one option is to walk across the bridge by the Hilton and then head east for about a half mile along the river.  You can't see it from the road, but you just go in the entrance after the one by the McDonalds and head to the right.  It's a fairly long walk from anywhere other than the Hilton, though, so you might want to consider taking a cab for around 200 crowns (roughly $10 US).  The first ShowPark entrance is for the strip club, but just a few feet beyond that you'll find the entrance that leads to the upstairs.  The 190 crown cover charge that you'll pay upon arrival is good for unlimited sessions and unlimited entries for 24 hours, so plan accordingly if you want to visit two days in a row.  

To the right of the front desk is a small bar/cafe area where you can have some soda or beer.  The 100 crown price for beer isn't terrible, but their selection is.  In one of the world's great beer producing countries, you're going to offer me Heineken or Corona?  I don't need any obscure Bohemian microbrews, but if the sausage vendors on the street can sell Pilsner Urquell, there's no excuse for this place not to.  Unless they're trying to prevent whiskey dick by offering mediocre beer, in which case maybe it's for the best.  Either way, the real draw of the cafe is that they have free wifi so you can play on the internet while you recharge between sessions.  Alternately, if it's open, you can go downstairs to the strip club and take in the sights until you're ready to go again, but the club is only open at night a few days per week, so I wouldn't count on having that option.

Once you walk through the bar area, you'll come to a figure-8 shaped area of hallways lined with booths, and there's another set of hallways back through the bar area on the opposite side of the front desk.  If the door is closed and the little light above the door is off, the room is empty.  In the afternoon, many of the 58 rooms will be, but at night most of the closed doors will have right lights above them to indicate that a girl is inside entertaining a customer.  Of course, if the door is open, there will be a girl inside, usually in lingerie, waiting to show you a good time.  They usually have around 50 girls working, but for a real-time count, you can check their website.

Among the dozens of girls, you should be able to find at least a few who turn you on, even though most of the real stunners prefer to work in the New Town clubs, where they can get paid significantly more per session while dealing with slightly less sketchy guys.  The only real advantage to ShowPark from their perspective are that the guys are less likely to be hammered and they don't have to waste time or energy giving a sales pitch.  That's enough to usually get one or two 9's working, but the majority of the workforce is made up of girls in the 5-8 range.  As you'd expect, they're mostly 20-something Eastern European white girls, but the mix of body types and nationalities is enough to keep things interesting, and I've always found a few black girls working, which is fairly rare in Prague.  You might not find your dream girl, but, overall, there's enough variety and quality that I wouldn't think twice about paying the relatively cheap cover to take a look.  

Assuming that you do find a girl you like, you should negotiate the price and services so that you don't get upsold, but it should be 1000 crowns (about $50 US) for 20 minutes of a blowjob and sex (both with a condom).  Some girls will offer extra services and you can always negotiate a price for more time, but the 1000 crown option seems to be the de facto choice.  Some of the girls are a little rough around the edges and, of course, some are friendlier than others, but you shouldn't have any terrible sessions as long as you act like you know what you're doing.  

As for the rooms, they're similar to what you'd find in Amsterdams red light district, but slightly nicer.  They all have multiple mirrors on the walls and the beds are fairly large, so you can really get comfortable while viewing your girl from a variety of angles.  There's also a shower inside each room.  Many girls will expect you to wash up before your session, but the real benefit is that you can wash up afterwards so that you're more comfortable when you've had enough of ShowPark and want to hit the town.  

Overall, I wouldn't come to ShowPark expecting to find stunners like you'd see at the German FKKs or even ladies as hot as those at K5 Relax, Atlas or Darling in New Town Prague, but, if you're looking for sex from fairly attractive ladies at bargain basement prices, you'll probably be glad you stopped by.

10 comments:

  1. Love that place! No rip offs and some great looking girls.

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    1. Stay away from Showpark Market in Prague. The females there are terrible. I went to this business on April 23, 2016 and the females engaged in horrible conduct. I reported the bad incidents to the management. Gregory C.

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  2. Peter- thank you for your amazing tips! I am currently on holiday in Prague and visited Showpark today, the prices have gone up to 240 entry fee and 1200 for 20 minutes (signs are posted everywhere) and Pilsner is now 120. I visited this place just to say I did, but won't be going back. I'm much more of a strip club guy.

    I've budgeted one (very fun!) night at a strip club during my visit...based on your reviews, it's between Goldfingers & Cabaret Carioca. I've got no problem sacrificing on quality to get more value (really, in my book, 7's are just as good as 9's when they're naked and grinding on you!), so thinking it will be Carioca.

    Thanks again for your great tips, (I'm visiting Budapest this week too and plan on stopping in to Marilyn's) they've have really provided some direction!

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    1. Glad to hear you're enjoying the blog. I like Marilyn, but I wouldn't save any money for there, because the Prague clubs are much better.

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  3. Hi guys
    I'm just back from Show park da Vinci
    Very disappointing had an incident with a girl "Karin"
    I spoke to the Manager who to be fair was a really friendly & helpful person
    He refunded me 50% of my money back which was something to be respectful for however since the girl refused me service once we got naked due to her deciding my penis size was too much for her, I felt it would have been fully correct to refund me my full 2000 CZK as I didn't get any service at all
    As a Prague veteran was surprised to experience such an event I've never had any troubles with the sex scene over here
    My favorite is K5 Relax, it's where I'm heading to now as I'm in Vinohrady and need to let out some steam after my show park nightmare
    Also AAA is well worth the trip, they pick you up in a car, nice girls & really quite cheap when compared to other places, once you factor in drinks/ room hire & transport, as I say I love K5 for the great girls & outstanding rooms but sometimes the final bill can be scary just make sure you control yourself not too many drinks & not too many girls in the same night & you should make it out feeling really satisfied & with some of your $$$'s left
    Enjoy!

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    1. Cheers for that.

      I am about to go to Prague very soon myself next week and have been looking up the clubs relentlessly.

      I have a question, whats your opiniom of the Clubs in Main Square?..I'll be staying walking distance away as I dont want to take cabs.

      Are places like AAA , Relax and Extasy really worth the journey?..or can I stick to Hot Peppers, Dalring Cab' and Goldfingers?

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  4. Hello Peter,nice blog!
    I am going to visit Showpark in the next few weeks and I want to know If their dancers are available for full service or just girls upstairs?

    Thanks!

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  5. Just one question if I hire of 30 mins can I have multiple session or sex like 2 or 3 times within that 30 mins. Secondly normal sex and anal sex only. No other types like blow job hand job or any other service what I should expect they will ask me ??

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  6. Show park is best place in Prague. Entry fee is 240czk and very varieties of girls. Average rate of alcohol. Monday to Wednesday no stripties. Thusday to Sunday stripties. Don't waste your time and money anywhere else. It good very safe and neat and clean.

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  7. Went there awhile ago when I was in Prague. The place is a bit of a cointoss. Most girls have much higher prices than 1000 CZK, some even wants 3000 CZK for the blowjob + sex with condom. So even if you know what you are doing and are good at negotiating, the girls I passed by and asked very few would go as low as 1000 CZK. So you might be better of visiting places like Darling Cabaret instead. The place looks and feels great however!

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