Saturday, June 22, 2013

Blush (Pittsburgh, PA)

Quality of Dances (11.5/20) - I didn't get the feeling that extras are available, but most of the girls provide a decent grind and two-way contact is encouraged to varying degrees. Most of them welcome some breast groping and some girls have told me I could do whatever I wanted as long as I made sure that the camera didn't have a clear sightline if I wanted to rub their crotches. In the past, I've gotten a lot more teasing than quality dancing at Blush and it's possible that some of the girls still do that, but all of my recent dances here have been fairly good. 

Quality of Dancers (7/10) – These ladies are, for the most part, fairly attractive, but they’re a noticeable step below what you’d find at Cheerleaders.  For whatever reason, most of the black dancers that I've seen here haven't done much for me, but most of the paler ladies relatively young, in fairly good shape and in the 6-8 range.

Number of Dancers (4.5/10) – On Friday and Saturday nights, I've seen 15-20 women dancing which sounds fairly good, but it's actually not great considering that the club gets packed with so many customers that you can barely move. I hate to tell a club to raise their cover charge, but they need to do something to thin out the crowd on weekend nights, or they need to hire more dancers, because what they had just wasn’t getting the job done.  At non-peak times, I've found about half as many dancers, but since there's usually only a handful of customers, the ratio was much more favorable. 

Variety/Diversity of Dancers (3.5/5) – I’m giving them a 3.5, but the variety at Blush is as about good as you’ll find in western Pennsylvania.  Most of the ladies are black or white, but I’ve seen a few Asians and olive skinned ladies as well, and there’s sufficient size variation. 

Attitude of Dancers (3/10) – These girls are nice enough once you talk to them, but like everywhere else in Pittsburgh, there are so many customers at prime time that the ladies don’t mind giving customers attitude, especially if they don’t think those particular customers are likely to be big spenders.   Ladies, maybe pissing a guy off won’t cost you anything tonight because you’re busy, but it will cost you tomorrow when the club is dead and the only potential customer is the guy you just pissed off. 

Value (4/10) – Everything is slightly more expensive than it should be with a $10 cover, $30 dances (a slightly discounted $79 if you buy 3) and $10 drinks, but nothing is too outlandish.  Plus, you certainly get more for your money from the nude stage action than you do from the topless show at Cheerleaders.  I was quoted $220 for a half hour upstairs or $360 for a full hour, but I'm not sure what exactly that includes.  

Dance Setup (6/10) – The chairs aren’t particularly comfortable, but you get your own booth with an opaque curtain blocking the view from anyone else.  I was told that there's a camera in there, but I didn't get the feeling that anyone monitors that too closely.  As an added bonus, they have TV screens in each booth that show the stage, so you can watch that if you're bored by the lady you're with.  Though, if you're bored by the lady you're with, why did you just give her $30 for a dance?      

Club Setup (2/10) – Blush is a small club with a narrow stage along the right side wall, a reasonably long but very narrow square bar in a raised area along the back wall and a small cage-like stage in a back corner, but most of the club is standing room only.   That would be awkward but tolerable under normal circumstances, but this place can get so packed that you’ll get more contact from other customers bumping into you than you could hope to get from the dancers.

Club Atmosphere (6/10) – This place can be cramped and just generally crazy, but it's actually a fun place to hang out for an hour or two, especially before or after a sporting event.  It's too crowded for large groups, but groups of about 4 guys or less should have a good time in here.  

Club Accessibility (5/5) – Blush is right downtown and is within easy walking distance of several hotels and the Consol Energy Center and PNC Park.  Parking can be a bit of a pain in the ass, but you can usually find street parking nearby, and if not, there's a parking garage right across the street.   

Overall - You can get better contact at Silky's in McKees Rocks, the girls are hotter at Cheerleaders and Club Erotica, and the Filly Corral is great if you're willing to drive for a half hour, but the combination of reasonably hot girls, fairly good dances, nude stage action, a full bar and a nice, relaxed vibe, makes Blush my favorite option when I'm in or around downtown Pittsburgh.    

RAW SCORE = 52.5


  1. Solid review. I haven't been there in years but there used to be at least two Asian American women working there, though they were nothing to call home about. With the crowding and prices I have no real use for the place, though I did once manage to meet one of the dancers outside of the club for a date and bang her the same night. No money changed hands. I read somewhere that they were expanding, but that's was a while ago and your review indicates it's still a sweat box so I don't know what happened.

  2. Im going to date a Stripper wish me Luck. yolo.

  3. haha you're a fuckin idiot man. you cant date a pro. duh

  4. I use to work at blush. I went in recently an see they hired new girls. The new skinny blonde Jameson is beautiful. She's outgoing. Very kind and very sexy on stage I talked to a man she gave a lap dance to and he absolutely loved it. I highly recommend her. I was watching the other girls new an old. Miley is a absolute mess. Veronika is a very rude ignorant little girl Always was and still is. She's very rude. Aswell as xena I sat watching, these girls are beyond cocky full of themselves rude to Other girls and some customers. They need to learn respect. I was ease dropping in VeroIncas conversation with another girl aboit a few of the girls an my god is she a child. Still on that high school drama. Jennylee is a very sweet girl, aswell as Asia, China an jayden. I think they need to sort the good from the bad an rid their club of the rude stuck up childish drama girls, The club atmospher would be a lot better if these girls all were nice, and actually worked together to have fun rather than have the girls that fight with others or are rude to,others. When I worked it was a lot of fun I left sue to personal,reasons but a week or two before I left q few oft hem girls came an my god am I glad I left because I would b fired by putting these lil rude broads in their place. The remodeling is coming a long an looking great Albert. Very nice. I will return again, in q few months. Hopefully to see it finished an hopefully the stuck up rude fighting drama girls gone. -Ex dancer of blush