Sunday, January 9, 2011

Peek-A-Boo's Cafe (Waterbury, CT)

Quality of Dances (13/20) – The good news: "don't worry about the signs that say 'no touching.' You can grab my ass." The bad news: "Just don't let my boss see you. He's the big guy."  As much as I enjoy being actively involved in a lap dance, none of these girls were hot enough to justify pissing off the "big guy." A lot of them are active with their hands over the pants, but it's generally just not worth spending money on girls that look like this.

Quality of Dancers (2.5/10) – There might be one or two tolerable girls, but most of these dancers look like they've seen better days despite never having been all that hot even in their primes.  Too many drugs and/or too many meals have taken their tolls on these ladies.

Number of Dancers (2/10) – I don't think you'd ever have any problem getting a girl for a dance if you have very low standards, but that has more to do with the lack of customers than it does with the number of dancers. Some of the ladies in these place are so atrocious that I can't even factor them into this score, so you can probably add another point if you're just looking for warm bodies.

Variety/Diversity of Dancers (3/5) – The quality is low, but you can find black, white and Latina girls both big and small at Peek-A-Boo's.

Attitude of Dancers (4.5/10) – Other than a few girls who seemed to be a few stages beyond high, they were reasonably friendly. They rely on repeats, so they definitely try to keep the few customers that they have happy. The biggest drawback was that, because of the lack of customers, I did have to deal with a few clingy creatures.

Value (3/10) – There's never been a cover charge while I've been there, but $25 dances are too expensive and $5 for beers are on the high side for a dump like this. You can interact with the girls at the stage, though I kept my eyes on the TVs most of the time that I was in here.

Dance Setup (1.5/10) – Dances are given in a raised area in corner of club on undivided benches.  If anyone else is getting a dance at the same time, it's awful.  If not, everyone else in the club can still watch so it isn't all that much better

Club Setup (1/10) – There's a decent stage in middle of the club and a long bar at the one end, but just like its dancers, this club has seen better days.

Club Atmosphere (0/10) – This place just bums me out.  These aren't girls who even bother pretending that they're trying to pay their way through college or make some easy spending money or earn cash for their families back in South America.  For the most part, they're girls who are trying to finance their next fix.  I never have and never will enjoy a club like this.

Club Accessibility (1.5/5) – This place isn't far from Mr. Happy's and is only a few minutes from downtown Waterbury, but you'll be driving to get there.

Overall –  I'm not going to bother saying which is better between this place and Mr. Happy's, because that would be implying that either of them would be worth considering. I just can't think of any possible reason to ever go to Peek-A-Boo's.  Strip clubs are supposed to make you feel good, and this one does just the opposite.


1 comment:

  1. I used to work here...couldn't even make it a week. The set up is AWFUL. It's too small, the managers do NOT document the dancers ages or anything like that. They serve food but there are no tables or chairs to eat from. The bar actually has less than ten chairs. There is a severe lack of customers. For some reason, the other girls that I saw were attractive and apparently happy to work for free. Most of the customers that DO take interest in the girls want to get sucked off for $25. Somehow I can't blame them because the club looks and feels just that sleazy. Needless to say I found a much classier place to dance. Peter, giving this place anything above a 0 is being too kind.