Sunday, February 12, 2012

K5 Relax (Prague, Czech Republic)

If you were to take parts of the strip club experience, parts of the brothel experience, and parts of the escort service experience and combine them to make a single establishment, K5 Relax would be the result.  You’ll spend most of your visit in a bar area that looks like a strip club, but even though there are some ladies in the room, you select girls based on their profiles (including pictures) on the little screens at your table.  Once you see a profile you like, you call the hostess over, and she’ll send the girl to you so you can check her out in person over a drink.  If you like her, you take her to a private room to fuck.  If not, you send her back, pick another profile and repeat.  You’re welcome to have as many sessions as you want (each for a separate fee), and you can recharge in the bar area or by getting a massage.  It’s not really fair to rate it as a strip club, because, depending on your perspective, it’s either much more or much less than that, but since it made AskMen’s list of the tops 10 strip clubs in the world, that’s how I’ll do it.  Just read the review rather than focusing solely on the score, because it might be exactly what you’re looking for or it might be a place that doesn’t interest you in the least. 

Quality of Dances (0/20) – You will not get a lap dance at K5 Relax, but they’re all down to fuck for 2400 czk (roughly $120 US). 

Quality of Dancers (6/10) – Based on looks, in comparison to the other full service Prague clubs, these ladies rate above the ShowPark girls, below the Darling girls, and about on par with the Atlas girls.  They’re actually fairly attractive overall and would have earned a higher score but for the fact that they only undress if you pay them for sex.  On stage, the bikinis stay on. 

Number of Dancers (7/10) – On the night that I stopped by, they had around 20 ladies working, which was more than enough considering that there are only 8 tables in the place. 

Variety of Dancers (1/5) – Some olive skinned Eastern Europeans were a nice variation from the usual pale Czech look, but most of not all of their ladies are white. 

Attitudes (2/10) – These ladies are actually fairly friendly once you talk to them, but the setup makes interaction difficult.  They won’t talk to you at all unless you have a hostess call them over, and even though you can send them back to their corner if you don’t feel a connection, there’s nothing natural about the interaction. 

Value (4/10) – The entry fee is 500 czk (about $25 US) and they keep a running tab at a rate of 2400 czk for each half hour fuck session with their girls and 150 czk for each Pilsner Urquell.  You remain in your street clothes the entire time that you’re in the club (unlike at the German FKKs where you change into a robe or towel), so I’m not sure why you can’t just pay as you go, but I guess they think it adds to the fantasy to not have the girls cash, so you just settle up when you leave. 

Club Setup (1.5/10) – This club is classy enough, but the bar is tiny and the only real place to sit is at one of the eight diner-style booths that surround the small stage.  That wouldn’t be so bad if there were 7 or less groups in the place when you arrive, but, otherwise, you’re going to be stuck sharing a table with what is likely to be some very sketchy guys. 

Dance Setup (10/10) – Since there aren’t dances, I guess this should be “fuck room setup,” but whatever you call it, it’s great.  The sex sessions take place in any of several large private rooms that include showers, beds, and lots of mirrors.  The one that really caught my eye had mirrors on the ceiling, but all of the rooms are very nice. 

Atmosphere (3/10) – The big advantage of this place over the other Prague clubs is that there’s no drink hustle here, so the atmosphere is very relaxed.  The downside is that you don’t interact with the girls, the girls on stage aren’t even topless, and the crowd can be a little on the sketchy side.  I wouldn’t plan on spending a whole lot of time here, but it’s nice enough if you just want to sip a beer or two while you decide on a girl. 

Location (4/5) – The club is just a short walk from Wenceslas Square, but it’s a little our of the way from the other clubs or anywhere else that you’re likely to be. 

Overall – As a strip club, K5 Relax is not worth visiting, but it could be worth considering if you’re looking for a full service club.  The selection is better and the prices much lower at ShowPark, the girls are much hotter at Darling, and the location is better at Darling and Atlas, but K5 is an acceptable compromise if you want sex in New Town Prague without the drink hustle. 

RAW SCORE = 38.5


  1. Hi Peter. Thanks for such great reviews of clubs in Prague. These were indeed very helpful. For the benefit of other readers, K5 Relax is effectively a brothel and not a strip club. You are actually given the option upon entrance to go directly select the girl and take her for half hour by paying CZK 2400. Hence you don't have to pay entry fee of CZK 500 of you are there for sex only.

    I don't know why this club made the top 10 list of AskMen. It is useless as a strip club. If you are there for sex then you better go to ShowPark Market which has more girls and lower prices.

  2. Hallo everybody ,

    I have been in holiday last week in Prague, what a great city! Full History and of-course full of pussy!
    Guys if you go to Prague you must go and check the best Club .

    Have a good one!

  3. I have been last week in Prague for Holiday with my friends, and we went to K5 Relax that is in Korunní 5 Praha 2-Nové Město .What’s great about this Club is that the girls don’t pressure you,they are not aloud to talk to you till you choose the girl ,you the customer are in full control, not like in other places where the girls almost force you to buy their time! Every table has a computer touch screen with all the info about the girls that are on that night. You can find more info about it on them web site .Have a good one