Quality of Dances (1/20) – There are many things that I like about The Cheetah, but the lapdances aren't one of them. These dances are basically just a stage show at your table, because there's absolutely no contact between customers and dancers.
Quality of Dancers (9.5/10) – There are a fair number of implants and several barely-there tits (which, for the record, are preferable to implants), but most of the girls at The Cheetah are blazingly hot. This place has some of the hottest dancers on the east coast and easily the hottest white girls in the city.
Number of Dancers (7/10) – There are always plenty of girls in the building, as evidenced by the fact that they have three or four girls on stage at a time and they don't repeat girls frequntly. If they'd all stay out on the floor, they'd have a near perfect score here, but the majority of the girls disappear when they aren't on stage, so the customer to dancer ratio can be unfavorable when they're busy. That's not a huge problem since lapdances are a waste of time anyway, but I still have to dock them a few points for it.
Variety/Diversity of Dancers (4/5) – It's rare to find a club with this much variety of quality dancers. Most of the girls are white and relatively thin, but I also saw several attractive thick girls, a few Asians, a few Latinas and some black dancers. And since they have at least three girls on stage at a time, you should pretty much always have a few different types of dancers to ogle at any given time.
Attitude of Dancers (2/10) – Most of the ladies seem to be appreciative of tips, but the disappearing act while not on stage keeps interaction between customers and dancers to a minimum.
Value (3/10) – The stage value is fairly poor, since they have strange rules that require dancers to stay clothed until they get $5 and to keep their bottoms on until they get $10 in tips. Drinks are also slightly high side at $6, and if you want to sit at one of the tables around the outside of the club, that will cost you $25. A much better option is to go to the Alluvia restaurant corner of the club, where you get a table for free if you're eating a meal. The fried chicken breast is delicious, costs $4 less than one of the non-dinner tables, and allows you to have dinner with a view.
Dance Setup (0/10) – The air dances are right out in the open wherever you happen to be sitting. That's not a big deal for me since I refuse to pay for airdances, but it still sucks.
Club Setup (6.5/10) – The is a large club with seating in the middle and two small bars and three stages toward the walls. Two of those stages are fairly standard, but the staircase leading down to the main stage adds some elegance. The best places to sit are at the tables and booths in the raised areas at opposite ends of the club, but as mentioned above, those seats come at a premium. My biggest complaint about the setup, though, is the statues beside the stage. I'm sure that the club owner thought that they looked impressive, but you know what would have made them even more impressive? If they hadn't been statues of naked dudes.
Club Atmosphere (6.5/10) – The Cheetah is, by far, the classiest club in Atlanta. It's safe, clean and basically feels like a restaurant (even if you aren't in their restaurant). Whether or not that's a good thing depends on what you're looking for, but I enjoy it early in the evening when I'm looking to relax. Once I'm ready to up the alcohol intake, I head elsewhere because there isn't much of a party vibe here. Overall, though, it's a fun place to hang out for an hour or two.
Club Accessibility (4.5/5) – The Cheetah is in downtown Atlanta near the Georgia Tech campus. It isn't bad to get to by cab, but I have to highly recommend giving their limo driver a call and having him pick you up. It's free, but you should tip around $20 if you have a small group or a little more if you've got a large group. If he's not busy, he's usually even be willing to take you from the club to your next destination, as long as that next destination isn't another club.
Overall – If the Cheetah had even mediocre lap dances, it would be a great club. If you care less about lap dances than I do, you may even think that it's already a great club. Air dances just kill a strip club for me. Luckily, the fried chicken is so good that I was able to look at The Cheetah as a restaurant experience as much as a strip club experience, and in that context, it excelled. I've eaten in some exotic locations, but I've never had a better view for a meal than at this place. Since I was busy eating, the lack of lap dances didn't affect me. Basically, if you don't care about dances, you should go to The Cheetah because you'll enjoy it. And if you do care about dances, you should go to Alluvia at The Cheetah for a bite to eat, then head elsewhere to get your lapdance fix.
RAW SCORE = 44
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Stumbled on your review today. Was there in Ap '11. Awesome place! Easily beat the crap out of any strip club that I've been to in recent years in Orlando, Columbus and Cincy Ohio, Ft Wayne, Las Vegas, New Orleans. Every club I've been to has a mysterious "where are these girls going?? I'm ready for a private tipping session."...in contrast, almost every club I've been to also has a period of "wish the ugly chicks would stop harassing me at my table, I'm waiting for a particular hottie or two to come buy." Usually the less then stunning girls work harder. Let me get to why I felt compelled to comment...Major disagree with the lap dance. A had a lap dance at The Cheetah. You describe a table dance, which is a waste of money at any club. My lap dance at The Cheetah was in as a semi-private area and I had tittie in my mouth and my hands all over the girl the whole time. The next day I paid a daytime visit. Still tons of hot girls there and only one or two other customers. Daytrips are always a blessing/curse. The blessing is a huuuge amount of attention is bestowed on you. The curse is all the tip action is on you as well. So. I decided before I boarded the plane out of Atlanta that day I was gonna check out one of their private room experiences. Sure it set me back some coin but sometimes you gotta live a little and besides, let's be realistic, I'm a 40something beer belly shaped married guy living in a shitty little city in Ohio, the only way I'm gonna get some hot young thing naked in front of me is to pay for it. Anyhow, expect for being interrupted by the stupid cashier bitch barging in the room unannounced "here's your credit card receipt!" That coulda waited bitch! It was as good of an experience as I believe you'll ever get in an actual club of any non frightening caliber. Only rule was I had to stay clothed. Turned out another rule was although I could play with her pussy I wasn't allowed to eat it or finger it. To bad for her cause she told me she had never squirted and I coulda had her spraying in my face in under a minute. Sooo, in my book, it doesn't get any better than The Cheetah. I've been to clubs with rude fat girls, carnival style with bells clanging and air horns going off...bad bad clubs. Curious as to what club in this nation you would rate higher?? Though I'm not sure I trust your judgement as a lot of your review was based upon what you call a lap dance but everyone that knows anything about strip clubs knows it was just a table dance.
ReplyDeleteI agree with both the original post and the first comment here as paradoxical as that may seem. The airdances are a waste of money and are out in the open as mentioned, so to get an actual lapdance you have to go the semi-private room at least. Now I know this is a very good, clean, safe club, but I have never had to pay so much for a lapdance which gave so little. I'm wondering how much money you had to pay to get "tittie in your mouth"? I payed over $150 and didn't even get this, which really disappointed me. The rest of the info here makes for an absolutely accurate review though.
ReplyDeleteVery useful comments. Looking forward to visiting on Saturday. Private area sounds good
ReplyDeleteThe whole idea of these 'airdances' is to show case the girl,how she moves, etc so you have an opportunity to see if you'd like to take her to a VIP for a private dance. That's why they have VIP...if you want to spend some quality intimate time with a beautiful girl (as above states these girls are very beautiful) then you're going to have to spend more than $10. It's really not rocket science.or, if you're more concerned with having a mediocre girl grind your crotch and stick her less than impressive tit in your mouth that you'll have to go somewhere else. Personally , if some chick is willing to stick her tit in anyone's mouth for 10 bucks, that's disgusting. As for the women dissappearing, that would just be the women whose customer know how to use the club system and has taken her to a more private area to spend time and receive quality dances from her. This is their job. They aren't going to hang out on the floor just so you can ogle them for free while the anxiously await the "honor" of popping their titty in your mouth for 10 dollars.....you stated yourself you don't pay for airdances and that you think it's stupid to pay for their nudity on stage. Maybe that's why your experience wasn't as awesome as is defiantly possible here. Maybe try going into it not being so arrogant perhaps? Just a thought.
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