Notes on 2 Honolulu clubs

Note: Before I write a review, I usually try to visit a club at least 3 times - preferably at least 2 evenings in addition to a day shift - so that I can be sure my review will fairly describe the experience that you're likely to receive. The bad thing about that is that, sometimes, I'll visit a club once or twice then never get around to visiting a 3rd time so I'll never turn my notes into full reviews. 

Over the next few weeks, I'm going to clear out some of my old notes. I'm just posting them as is, so they won't be in full sentences and may not make any sense at all, but hopefully they're of some use to you. Just keep in mind that I only made 1 trip to both of these places and it was in late 2013, so you might have a very different experience than I did.


During my last trip to Hawaii, I started off my night by taking a trip to Saigon Passion III, but after an hour of waiting around with no dancers in the building, I headed to Club Femme Nu. 

Here are my notes on the place:

Value: Not great. $7 cover with 5 beer credit. $5 miller lite.

$40 dancer drink. $25 dances

Quality of Dances: Nude, but not great. Not much contact in either direction. 

Number of Dancers: Lots of girls on stage but mostly sitting around. 

Booths all around. 

Dance Setup: Weird wooden gate for private booth.

Overall - I'd avoid Saigon Passion III. Club Femme Nu wasn't great either, but with any better clubs a several hour flight away, it's worth visiting if you're in Honolulu for an extended period of time.