Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Centerfolds (Worcester, MA)


Note: This review is for Centerfolds at 229 Southwest Cutoff, Worcester, not to be confused with Centerfolds 2000, which is a few miles west of here.

Quality of dances (14/20) – These are some of the best dances that you'll get in Massachusetts. The dances are nude and the girls are very aggressive with grinding and over the pants rubbing. I assumed that the usual no-touching rule applied based on the sign so I wasn't participating too much, but some dancers will grab your hands and put them on their tits, so no complaints there. I get the feeling extras are offered by some girls, so choose wisely if that's your thing.  Refer to the beginner's guide so you have a better idea of what type of girl to look for.

Quality of dancers (5/10) – If they fired half the girls that work here, they could rate at least a 7 for quality of dancers, but they have a few of the worst dancers that I've ever seen. I thought one girl was constantly walking around with a top on but no bottoms, but it was just that her FUPA was covering it up. On the flip side, there were several knockouts and my silicon detector showed no signs.

Number of dancers (8/10) – There were 10+ dancers in the mid-afternoon, and probably about a 1/1 dancer to customer ratio.  On a Friday night there were 12-15 girls, and the ratio was definitely in my favor until 12:30am when the biker bar across the street spilled over onto the scene.

Variety/Diversity of dancers (4.5/5) – It was a fairly even mix of black and white, and one very outgoing Brazilian (when aren't they?). We even spotted an Asian waitress with great curves.  You could find just about any body type or age that you want in here.

Attitude of Dancers (6/10) – Before I even ordered two shots of Jameson, my friend and I were greeted by the massage girl, shot girl, and two friendly dancers.  This is pretty aggressive behavior compared to the last few times I was here, but the ratio was great for me so it appears the dancers were paying attention to that.  Throughout the night, I was approached by six girls without even making eye contact and only one of them gave the dreaded, "Hi, do you want a dance? No? Bye."  That's a pretty solid batting average...and I wasn't even wearing a suit.

Value (6/10) – Beer is $5.50, the cover is $5 in the evening, and the dances are $20. $20 really isn't a bad price to pay for these dances though.  A drink from the shot girl was a reasonable $7, especially since she was very friendly and lets you take the shot off her chest (the finest way to imbibe, in my opinion).

Dance Setup (3/10) – The dance room is off to the side of the main room, but people at the right angle can see right in. The room is open and there are benches around the walls, and strangely, it's brighter in here than in the rest of the club. It isn't terrible if you're the only one getting a dance, but it would be terrible to be in there with other people, which you always will be on a weekend night.  A simple separator to give some privacy between you and the guy next to you would make this much more bearable. 

Club Setup (1/10) – This club is tiny and there isn't really anywhere to sit other than the stage, the tiny bar, or the small row of bench seats that have no dividers.  Since guys sit here, and guys don't like to sit next to each other, we all conform to the every other urinal rule, so while there is room for maybe 12 guys total, it's really more like six.

Club Atmosphere (1/10) – The vibe in here isn't terrible with the nice TV and friendly girls, but the lack of seating makes it awkward if the place is even mildly busy and you have nowhere to sit.  Not having a real table to chill at makes it tough to want to stay here long if you're with a friend or a large group. 

Club Accessibility (2.5/5) – The club is only a few minutes from Worcester, but it's probably not cab-able. Also, Centerfolds is within walking distance of Lamplighter II, so if you don't like what you see here, it's easy enough to change venues.

Overall - Mario's in Webster (about 15 miles away) is a better club overall, but the dances here and down the road are good enough to make these clubs worth a visit to mix things up if you're not up for driving further to a better club. And please don't confuse this club with Centerfolds 2000 (aka Centerfolds Worcester), because that place is the exact opposite of this one with hot girls, an upscale atmosphere and terrible dances.

TOTAL SCORE = 51

43 comments:

  1. This place is completely hostile and unfriendly. I came to Centerfolds on a Saturday night almost completely sober and they judged me as a drunk for no apparent reason. I was just sitting there minding my business. I complied with the bartender reqeust to just drink water for a while (even though it was absolutely ridiculous) and still I was denied drinks. I actually had the gall to complain after like an hour and a half, and I was thrown out by the insecure bouncer who will never have anything to be proud of in his entire life. He will be white trash for the rest of his life, but they will be without my patronage. Also, I had already spent between 60-80 bucks before they unfairly threw me out.

    If you're not a regular, don't bother. This place is a joke.

    You are better off going to Hurricane Betty's or Centerfolds in Oxford.

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  2. This place sucks, the only good dancers are Gaby, kendra, paula. is worht it a visit but sucks

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  3. They have a bunch of new girls. I miss my girl Cali though:( I always had the best times with her.

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  4. Smile your on cam in the vip room

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  5. They need some new blood in the club its sad that i spent more on gas to get there and beer then i did on the girls!Its also sad that the hottest female in the place is the waitress. With all that said i have had some great times here in the past i hope they turn things around soon!

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  6. all mass nude clubs are far better than RI. at least in massachusetts these clubs strip down to nothing. If you thrown out of any nude club, u deserve it, cause u dont remeber whom you dis respected ! from canarynoodles

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  7. there are alot of new girls here, and they are all very friendly. ckeck it out, it has a big diversity of girls to choose from, and sunday nights are some of the real hotties.

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  8. I went there Friday night.had a great time.I thought for the most part the girls were friendly.My husband certainly enjoyed himself and I got a cpl very good lap dances.I thought the girls were pretty hot

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  9. A girl who goes by the name of Mia is an absolute knockout! She use to work next door under the name Lia. She's young with long dark black hair & wears great skimpy outfits.

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  10. Omg levi is absolutely beautiful! Tall prefect body! Look for her when you visit long

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  11. I prefer this place over Mario,s
    Not as nice inside, smaller, but better
    Dance value. Dance prices still $20
    Similar talent level with no bracelets
    And no clock watcher/bouncers at dance
    Area entrance. Girls to try. jewel,Nina,Naomi,Paula
    MiA, and Mai lou

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  12. Okay I agreed Levi is beautiful but I rather watch the girl on stage she's amazing!! I'm a little upset that she don't do VIPs she said she dont do VIPs:( but I got a dance fromr her and wow she moves like a snake and her body is so amazing wow!! And Malu is beautiful. Look for Levi. and Malu will def make you happy if your looking for a dirty girl. Levi is black and Malu is Brazilian love you Levi see you soon. Malu will make you happy and Levi will she dance for you and she gets mad when you touch her too much I don't like that...Malu don't care! Haha

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  13. Malu is nasty she's not that attractive but shes dirty in the vip:) Nina is gross. agreed Levi is a great dancer but she's kinda mean...she always look like she's gonna beat you up and i like that. the waitress Debbie is okay don't like the fake ass and boobs tho. the place is GREAT!'

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    1. How do you know Debbie's ass is fake?

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  14. A girl who goes by the name Lady. I think she' cute . Levi is mean. she never smiles but she's pertty and a great dancer.I really had a great time at this place. its nice.

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  15. The place is nice! I like it there a lot. I love freda and the tall black chick...I had a great time there.
    Jack

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  16. Wonderful lap dance. Girls are hospitable. Though music is short and loud. Lap dance starts and ends with one music.
    Lap dancing room has no privacy. People see all. Though I don't mind that much cause I focused on my girls.
    Paula is young and has great boobs and ass. she also has silky skin and smooth hair. but, she does not like touch much.
    I had wonderful time with Elisa.She is absolutely beautiful. on my way home, I just could not forget her face. Hope to see her again.

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  17. All I have to say is THIS PLACE IS GREAT!ALL THE GIRLS ARE NICE...THEY WERE NICE TO ME. LOVED IT THERE AND I'M FROM NYC! BIG CHANGE FOR ME. MAILOU IS GREAT BUT HER FACE IS NOT ATTRACTIVE. SHE GIVES GOOD DIRTY DANCES GET HER!!!!! :)

    I TRIED Nina she's okay not my type. And a black girl who goes by the name "Levi" thought the name was nice...different..wanted a dance with her but she was too busy. but instead I watched her on stage..amazing dancer! Wow!

    And I danced with Naomi..she made me very happy.she don't care..LOOOOOK FOR HER! SHE WILL MAKE UVERY VERY HAPPY!

    Eric

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  18. Frida is my favourite dancer! She gives the best dances and is so sexy, it looked like she was really into it. She has the most gorgeous smile.
    A bit shy in the begining but worth all the money. She gets angry if you dont dance with her tho. Will deffinetly come back for more...

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  19. This place is GREAT! SO COZY!
    Dan

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  20. Look for these girls,they are clean and professional! Levi is black you won't miss her when you see her. Freda! And Rose! nice girls!
    Regular at the club! Chris!

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  21. I could just watch Mia all day long...that amazing rack & face are jaw-dropping to me! There are a few girls I haven't seen lately: Brooke, Mariha, & Toni; are they gone?? Brooke was older but gave greast massages.

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  22. I was just there, Great dance /russian from
    Suzy, Mariaha prob got fired again, jewel is ok but gets offended if you turn her down. Jessica the fat braz grosses me out . this place is a great little sh_thole

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  23. I am going too worcester in a couple og weeks but i wonder if they sell sex in the nightclubs in england?

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  24. Been a while since I went back to this club. I really had a great time there. Debbie,she's the waitress..great lady. She showed me a great time in the VIP room;). Is Cali still there??? I liked her a lot. I remember this tall black chick..very pertty. gees she slapped me so hard because I accidentally touched her breast. I think her name was Leevis or something but I kinda liked it when she slapped me haha. Hey Barbie its Joe! Miss this place see you guys soon this summer.
    Joe!

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  25. I love FREDA!! LADY is gross! Nina great body! I need to see this Levi chick that everyone is talking about. Every time I go I don't see a tall black girl. When does she work?
    PAUL I love black girls!!

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  26. I was at this place tonight and totally had a blast! I danced with Nina and Freda! Freda is great!!! I saw a black girl...she seems very busy thou! Oh well..will get a dance from her next time

    Tim

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  27. what does debbie the waitress do in the vip
    and what does it cost? I was there last week good dances from kiera

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  28. debbie is very handy, went today saw lana

    suzie, tall mia w/ bad bolts, jewell,

    a hottie named mollie and more. even naomi was

    lurking around in some sort of cape. great weds day line up!!

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  29. Do Toni & Jeannie still work here? They are 2 older girls that do the right things!

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  30. Haven't seen Daisy in awhile... I wish she'd come back!

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  31. is claudia still there , gorgeous, rude bbw
    with bo ?

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  32. I miss Gabby, she's a gorgeous Brazilian girl.
    Heard she's not working there anymore, it's a shame cuz she's a doll, Great body with dark long hair with a great personality, a real knockout. We miss u Gabby, come back!
    Tried other Brazilian girls, but didn't really do for me, Jessica is also Brazilian, a little big but ok.
    Liked the waitress Debbie, take her to vip room and she will make u happy, fake ass and breasts, but dirty.
    Overall, ok place.

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  33. Love this place!!

    Kierra rocks, also Crstal a hot Braz. w/
    nice curves and booty. Mariah was fun , but
    i think they fired her. Hidden jewel Boys,

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  34. Debbie is the best girl on that club!!! Next time you go there check her out, very classy and a gorgeous body! And by the way although her boobs and ass look fake they are not.... Come on guys they only make perfect girls like that in Brazil.....

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  35. Debbie is my favorite at the club, has anybody else taken her for a dance?

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  36. I like Julia,she is the best girl on that club.

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  37. Savannah, tall brunette is awesome in the VIP. Looking for some info on two cute blondes though, Bailey and Koko. What days do they work? Are either worth a spin in VIP?

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  38. cloe is the best 5'6" 220lbs of fun (-:

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  39. There is a new dancer eliza there, she's a redhead she is amazing.

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  40. Many of the girls are hot, but they are $$$ hungry and a hard sell (no pun intended). One dancer told me she makes $500 a day, which is about 15 grand a month, so guys, keep this in mind when the skanky hoes in this place separate you from your hard and money and pretend to love you. They'll be laughing their asses off in the green room!

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  41. Went there last week for the first time in forever. Was plesantly surprised by the new talent the club has to offer. Got some dances from Cali who apparently has been working there for a long time, but I've never seen her. Great sense of humor, probably one of the funniest strippers I've ever met! She was also smart and one of the best looking girls in there. Can't believe I found someone like her in a place like this.

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  42. Loved this place. Levi and My lou are great dancers and have amazing bodies. waitress gave a great lap dance. friendly , not pushy at all. The set up sucks, though. If this place was bigger and had more privacy, it would be a perfect 10.

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