Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Cafe Cleopatra (Montreal, QC)

Quality of dances (15.5/20) - This is a full contact club that offers the highest contact that I've had in downtown Montreal. A few girls offer extras, and though that's far from the norm, dances are cheap enough that you can afford to try a few girls before you find a good one if that's what you're looking for.

Quality of dancers (7/10) - The girls might be a notch below those at some of the more well known clubs, but they're still hot enough to be at least average for Montreal.

Number of dancers (6/10) - There are a lot of dancers, but the place can be packed on weekend nights, so the girl/guy ratio still might not be great.

Variety/Diversity of dancers (1.5/5) - Most of the girls are white, but as a guy from the U.S., the French Canadian accents are exotic enough to keep things interesting.

Attitude of Dancers (4.5/10) - Some of the girls are too pushy and some of the girls are too shy to try to sell dances, but overall, the attitudes are about average.

Value (10/10) - Full contact dances from hot Quebecois for $10 Canadian are as good a deal as you'll ever find.

Dance Setup (6.5/10) - You get your own booth with a sheer drape covering the entrance, but the booths are small and there are so few of them that you'll almost always have to wait to get a dance on weekends.

Club Setup (4.5/10) - The setup isn't bad, but it can be a little bit cramped and the seating isn't all that comfortable.

Club Atmosphere (7.5/10) - If it weren't so crowded, the atmosphere score would be even higher. You can sit here and drink Molson Exports for hours.

Club Accessibility (5/5) - Cleopatra isn't right beside all of the other downtown clubs, but it's easily within stumbling distance. Plus, if you're looking to score some drugs or bang a streetwalker, you'll already be in the neighborhood.

Overall - This is probably the best club in a city full of good to great clubs. It's worth visiting more than one place, but any night in Montreal should include a stop at Cleopatra.


LAST UPDATED: June, 2010


  1. Just wanted to post that I've been here on 2 bachelor parties. Friday night scene was much better than the Thursday night scene.

    Friday night (April 2012) - Lots of choices, mostly white. I was in the back with an olive skinned Canadian for a bit too long (good though). Still full contact up top.

    Thursday (May 2013) - Quality was lacking from the first go around, but still decent. The Variety/Diversity was there though, as there were some African/Other Race dancers.

    All dances still $10 - great value.

  2. Wed night..happy hour skanks. From 7-8p, only one dancer to the stage for two songs. mgr said no girls - they are having a shift change. Shift change that lasts one hour??? Inept DJ turned volume all the way down before starting next song, no sense of continuity. Seems that no one cared...my money goes elsewhere