Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Super Sexe (Montreal, QC)

Quality of dances (10/20) – The dances are now full contact, but the girls aren't super aggressive.

Quality of dancers (8.5/10) – The girls in this place are pretty damn hot. The club is overpriced because it can afford to be.

Number of dancers (6/10) – There are many women here in the evenings, but the afternoons aren't so great.

Variety/Diversity of dancers (2/5) – There are a few black girls, but the dancers are mostly white French Canadians.

Attitude of Dancers (2.5/10) – This is the club that tourists go to, and the girls assume that everyone is a sucker tourist. They'll try to rip you off, and if you won't let them, they'll probably just move on to someone else.

Value (1.5/10) – The $5 cover with a free lunch buffet is a pretty good deal, but evenings here are going to be more expensive than they should be. You have to tip the bouncer each time you get a dance, and you don't really get any value in return for that extra money.

Dance Setup (7.5/10) – The dances are performed in booths with an open side, but the opening is only facing one other booth, and whoever is in that booth has better things to look at than you.

Club Setup (7/10) - There's a large stage, and a lot of tables away from the stage. Overall, this is a very well designed club.

Club Atmosphere (5/10) - This is the type of club that you could hang out in for hours if it weren't in Montreal. Since it is, though, you need to leave fairly quickly so that you can go to one of the many better clubs that this wonderful city has to offer.

Club Accessibility (5/5) – Super Sexe is downtown on Rue St. Catherine. You can be to three or four other clubs within a minute. Assuming that you're staying in this general area (and why wouldn't you?), this club is as accessible as it gets.

Overall - In a normal city, this club would be amazing; in Montreal, it's below average. If you want to see some amazing women, it might be worth stopping in here, but this isn't where you should spend most of your night.



  1. This place is a money pit for tourists, definitely not a fan. The cover charge is typical for Montreal, however the bouncers will ask for anywhere between $3 to $5 EACH. If there's two working the entrance that night, that's an extra $6 to $10 plus the cover charge before you're even seated. The drinks are also a bit overpriced even by Montreal standards, usually a dollar or two more than most places.

    The one redeeming thing is the quality of the women. The diversity is lacking, but it's rare to see even an average looking girl in here. However, BE CAREFUL! When it comes time for a dance, a lot of the girls who work here leave it up to you to keep track of how many songs you've been in the room for. It's not unusual to see guys who didn't know any better leaving this place totally cleaned out. It's not a coincidence they have an ATM upstairs right outside the booths.

    All in all, SKIP THIS PLACE! You can have a much better time at a dozen different places within walking distance of here.

  2. Amazing girls... but they totally scam you!! Keep track of how many songs you want a lap dance for, or else before you know it she is telling the bouncers you owe her for 7 songs!